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POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design
35Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.23Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster
18Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades
4Fed to the unicorns
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Hallelujah...?
1015 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.
7Wood chipper
5Only if I can play "It's Raining Men"
5🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?
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In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.
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