Tiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says
Tiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says
Nanoplastics exist in human testicles at levels three times higher than in animals, a new small study has found.
"Tiny shards" probably isn't the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
57Wasn't scared about microplastics before this headline so it's effective.
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So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?
33they send an intern with a spork.
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Honestly, I want to be told, when they don't find micro plastics somewhere.
32So on Venus maybe?
5Prove it
7I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.
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maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
19They don't care, they already know they're impotent..
36Nah, they've had their kids, they don't care.
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Plastic is evolving...
14Mash B!
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Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
13But wait, there's more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
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"tiny plastic shards found in human testicles"
Yeah, it was a rough night.
12They need to stop checking out our balls.
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Take them out, please.
11The testicles?
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Why were they looking?
10For science, of course.
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Shards in me nards
3So, on the positive side, we'll now have extra protection for the boys?
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