1 yr. ago • 99%

That pattern

51 comments

This shouldn't exist, break it!.

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- An evil like this can only be destroyed in the heart of a volcano.
  
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  Cast it into the flames, destroy it!
  
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  I'll ask my president to send a nuke over.
  
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Not mildly; this is totally infuriating

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Cheap careless mass produced screen printing crap. I miss the days when objects in our day-to-day lives have thought and Care put into them. I guess that's incompatible with low cost though

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- If we went back to that, I'd probably immediately miss the days when objects in our day-to-day were attainable for one Euro or so :-)
  
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- Yes, yes and yes.
  
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- Make them yourself for free
  
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This would be so damn hard to line up. Semi-spherical shape with a graphic on it? No way are you getting that perfect. A smartly designed product would account for that misalignment by simply stopping the graphic before they overlap and leaving a gap.

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- It's not that hard, it's printed with a huge soft industrial tiddy. You just have to line it up on the flat stamp thingy, which should be easy, probably.
  
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  You are way underestimating it.
  
  Ceramics are never super tight in tolerance, and a tiddy is a soft, deformable shape that will never deform exactly the same every time, plus it needs to be moved and compressed around the part. You get any of those off by even a little and you get misalignment.
  
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  Are they industrially known as printing tiddies or am I gonna get giggled at (not that I mind) when I go buy one for home projects?
  
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Sickening.

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This is like the patterned shirt that my wife bought that had the seam down the front and the pattern didn't line up.

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- Who the hell puts a print pattern seam on the front when you got two fabric seams right there on the side?
  
  First day shit right there.
  
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  Right?! Sad because the cut of the shirt was nice.
  
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They clearly didn't use the printing tiddy, if they did the pattern would be in one piece

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- The what? ELI5?
  
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  There's a machine that's used to print designs on bowls that looks like two boobs.
  
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It’s the little imperfections that let you know it’s handmade.

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- The hands that made this were metal.
  
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I already hated humanity, but this just reinforces my opinion.

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I kind of want this just to anger coworkers and strangers

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- Secret Santa gift ideas for that co-worker that will hate it 😈
  
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Very disturbing! I will now be day drinking.

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Destroy it.

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Smash it. It's the only way to 'fix' it.

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Glitch in the matrix, they're coming for you.

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Why do I actually kind of like the chaos

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- You are profeddor chaos.
  
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It’s actually kind of beautiful because it makes me think of breaking the grid of space to do some kind of faster-than-light travel.

This could be a ripping seam in the fabric of spacetime at the edge of an Alcubierre warp bubble.

Like a “behind the veil” opportunity appearing as a rent in the backdrop of reality, that you could step through. A secret cave entrance opening in a Zelda game. That feeling.

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As someone who look for pattern everywhere all the time, I need an eye bleach.

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- Look for an eyeblach community and let me know if you find you please.
  
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Made in PRC

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