The creatures in the void are having quite the view since the bra of holding became popular.

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Some wizard exploring the void: ah yea now that's hot

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- Just some wizard sitting in an extra dimensional space where all of these Bra of Holdings connect to being a pervert.
  
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  "Enter my Hall of Boobs!"
  
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So, how are they affected by momentum? Like, are they dangling all over when fighting? Then it wouldn't be of much help other than visually would it?

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- I feel like you're opening the world up to a whole host of inter-dimensional boob physics related questions and I for one would like some God-damned answers.
  
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- Assuming they use "realistic" portal physics, the boobs would remain mostly stationary in the void, since the body wouldn't be moving much relative to the portal. Also, depending on what else is in the void, you wouldn't have to worry about gravity pulling them down either.
  
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- RAW, your boobs would never age.
  
  You'd be 90 with the tits of an 18 year old.
  
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  Living the dream! 😂
  
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- Well, you wouldn't have to worry about them getting in your way.
  
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- I think there's no gravity and no air, do they would float around some. They would also be weightless I assume. I don't know how this works with things partially inside a bag of holding. I assume the forces would transfer to either side, but one side doesn't feel gravity. Maybe it'd be best to wear a bra under to keep things from floating around too much?
  
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- A bag of holding has much less momentum than it's contents would suggest. I'm guessing this would be the same.
  
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I thought the thing on the right was a creature with weird eyes at first...

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- I thought it was until I read your comment saying it wasn't. I thought it was "the void" enjoying the view, not the view itself.
  
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All well and good until you realise it is actually a bra of devouring

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- I feel like the people who wear binders would be ok with that. Free top surgery!
  
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- Man I was wondering why my boobs are always covered in slime when I take my bra of holding off
  
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I'm not trans but I hate having to wear bras to keep my nipples from showing through my shirt, so I wish there was a nipple pasty variety of this in real life (as well as the binder version as well for trans peeps of course).

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- You mean nipple stickers/silicone nipple covers? You can get those at the pharmacy
  
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  Not the kind that hides my nipples in a void dimension.
  
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- Portable hole pasties
  
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Now all we need is the cod piece of holding... and some rule 34

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- That's what a lot of Dagasi/Dagashi's recent Pokeporn is, featuring Hoopa.
  
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I ran a game with only women players. I absolutely had this item except it was essentially a bag of holding. They loved it.

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You really want ur tatas just hanging out in the void for any nether beast to chomp on?

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Dare you enter my magical realm?...

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I mean, if it works like the bag they'd be protected by walls of force (iirc) around them on the astral plane. So its nice to know they're not subject to being eaten by an Astral Dreadnought or something.

Although that makes my DM brain consider the concept for a Berbalang cabal seeking to feed themselves on the astral plane through the subjugation/encouragement and selective attachment of cursed "holding" items (that don't have that field) onto their preferred prey.

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There was a TwoKinds issue like this once.

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