Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"
Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"
Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.
Why is this an Onion article? It is completely factual.
Proof:
“No one has been through what I’ve been through and I’ve been through a lot, trust me, more than you know,” said Trump, speaking with a heavy slur and sweating profusely. “They said I couldn’t be treated any worse, but I have, the worst ever, some say. These girls saying ‘ew’, they say ‘ew’ these days. Girls in my day, they didn’t say ‘ew’, they would say, ‘why do they call this plane the Lolita Express?’ And we’d say, ‘don’t worry about it, sweetheart.’ Never ‘ew’.’
102“Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross."
(emphasis mine)🤣🤣
49Weird little butthole mouth.
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Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”
lmao
45Stock photos were so much better than AI crap for cheap header pictures
36Idk, is probably good that a real teenage girl isn't the face of random shit.
22Who's to say this isn't a real person? Generative AI has been known to sometimes spit out content that's nearly identical to a piece of its training data.
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What makes you say this image is AI generated? It just looks like a stock photo to me.
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Those hands aren't possible, or at least I hope not.
This is the most obvious part, but also under the same girl's legs there's some phantom leg.
Then this dented head and odd hair and malformed ear.
The whole shot is just a very oddly framed mess of limbs and I bet the Trump overlay is hiding more gore.
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I find it fascinating that AI, with all the major tech corporations backing it, still can't handle hands.
27If there's one thing that we've learned from boiling the oceans and committing copyright infringement on an unimaginable scale, it's that a finger has an 80% chance of being followed by another finger.
22have you SEEN hands
19Pretty sure that's a real stock photo.
Left hand is being held down from the right and she's holding the phone with just the thumb against the back of her left hand.
9It's much better, but it still fails a fair amount of time
The ones which dataset includes porn are much better because it has a larger dataset with human anatomy, but the mainstream services normally doesn't use those
9That's interesting! I hadn't thought of that!
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I find it fascinating that with AI people call out even real photos as being fake
6Newer models totally can
6To be fair, even humans have trouble drawing hands. Easily the hardest part of the body. Of course, we don't usually add extra fingers....
5Because it isn't an AI actually, it's just LLM. It's trained to create pictures that look similar to pictures of humans and it does pretty good job at it. The number of fingers or structure of hand doesn't matter, it's close enough. If it'd be intelligent, it'd know that humans have 5 fingers. But it isn't
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I'm curious how she walks with those legs
7On all fours, arched backwards like a crab.
7Very carefully.
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