Christian roulette

I used https://randombible.org/ but it seems like the bible is just a series of random stories that make no sense.

I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

I guess they DON'T like considering what Jesus would do.

Yikes, I got a tough one.

“Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.”

— Mark 16:6

I’m working on my salting with fire technique but not much progress yet.

They’d just take this as evidence of institutionalized persecution against Christians

Let's industrialize this particular potential blasphemy.

https://dailyverses.net/random-bible-verse

Ed: > Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.

Mark 11:23

Hey at least I'm not going to prison.

Again with the begatting!

I got Law-ception

"All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law."

Just... go to jail.. or don't... I don't know..

"Not the goats again!"

Oh come on. Most of the bible is boring stuff.

Oh I don't doubt they exist. Just haven't seen before.

Isn't the old testament more hardcore than the new one ? Jewish roulette would seem more risky than christian roulette

I mean, obviously Jesus would get arrested by modern "christians" for being a "leftist hippie commie"

I think I can own a Canadian legally now, though. Get a pardon for trying, anyway.

opens bible. Points at random verse. Ezekiel 23:20.

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