The second-hand embarrassment from seeing this hit like a truck
The second-hand embarrassment from seeing this hit like a truck
Would it have been okay if she was actually pregante? Can I just walk around and kiss pregnart belly?
89pergante*
49How is babby formed?
31pergante*
15PRAGENT
11Dangerops prangent sex?
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How do u... pregante?
21Pamagranate!
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Gregnant?
13Pergament?
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Only if you're famous sex tape actress Paris Hilton.
2actress*
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Are you a famous person our super rich. Then answer is Yes. If not answer is No. Simple.
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No, I don’t remember it at all, but thank you for sharing this hilarious moment with me. I feel no second hand embarrassment whatsoever.
80I was on a packed commuter train once and in the silence this conversation happened
Seated guy (loudly): Are you pregnant?
Standing woman: Sorry?
Sg: I said are you pregnant?
Sw: No
Sg: Oh okay
The second hand cringey embarrassment of that interaction has stayed with me for about 25 years
45Maybe someone on the spectrum wondering if they should give up their seat?
33I think it was done with the very best of intentions, what it taught me is that you should either just go ahead and give up your seat or hang on to it, it's the asking that makes things worse.
London transport introduced the little "baby on board" badges shortly after this, which simplified matters hugely.
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I now know what radiation poisoning feels like
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"I'm not pregnant"
"Oh, I know 😘"
Happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈
41Didn't know this before. Still don't need to know it.
24I try not to learn about Paris Hilton.
15Paris Hilton is legitimately smart as fuck and cashed in on her looks two literal decades before other women started doing it.
She's made literal billions with the help of also having literal billions sure but she basically birthed influencers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/12/style/paris-hilton-documentary.html
-2Dude… are you like 17? Do you not know any other women who cashed in on their looks before her? That's not "smart as fuck". There are literal people who got rich off of sex tapes based on their looks. holy fuck.
She might have gotten rich (like other rich people do) but she didn't birth shit, except awful music. Documentary, by omfg, you're going to tell me she is not going to market herself positively, in her own fucking documentary.
11Breaking News: Heiress to billion dollar fortune has easier pathway to make lots more money.
More at 11.
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Impromptu Liposuction.
7I've seen pinecones smarter than her.
2Right up there with Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy.
2What a save!
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