5 mo. ago • 96%

Foxes marriage

Art by Max Garcia

30 comments

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- How did “marriage sucks“ become a meme in the first place? (meme = commonplace complaint)
  
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  Spend enough time with someone and they get on your nerves
  
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  Marrying for love is a relatively new concept. If you were forced to marry some ugly ass fat French dude so your dad could get some political power, you'd probably hate marriage too. "Marriage bad" as a meme is older than the internet.
  
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  TLDR, loveless marriage can suck, alot of time marriage was more arranged then by choice and divorce was nigh impossible, so, most marriages sucked
  
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  Something like 43% of all marriages in the US end in divorce. Take into account that many people who want to, can't due to economic or societal reasons so the number of unhappy marriages is well over half.
  
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I’ve dated some girls that apparently had never been taught vaginal hygiene. My guess is that’s a cultural phenomenon that causes men to not want to dine on beaver. Keep it fresh.

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- As Cornell Health writes (NSFW diagram), seems like there’s nothing to it:
  
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  Oh no worries, I have sisters & I heard my mom teaching them when I was growing up. So I taught my exes how to do it.
  
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- If you had sex and she started to smell horribly within the next couple days, you probably gave her bacterial vaginosis, which is common when women have new or numerous sexual partners. Her doctor can prescribe an antibiotic and she will smell fresh again within a few days. Notwithstanding that stench which requires medical intervention, I'm pretty sure all sexually-active civilized humans wash their genitals in the shower. Strange that you think some women don't know how to wash themselves and you think she smells bad on purpose to repel you.
  
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  No no. I meant the first time.
  
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- Yeah that must be the reason. Not that most men don't know how, won't ask how, will get bored after two minutes of absent-mindedly licking the general area, or generally just won't. 😄
  
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Now I can say I know what a fox wearing high heels and glasses would look like😁

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- There is still much for you to discover lol
  
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- Oh there is an absolute wonderland of pictures of foxes in heels and various other women's fashion accessories out there on the ol' interwebs. Or wearing suit jackets with ripped chests, whichever you're into.
  
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i'd be down to watch a furry version of married with children

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Foxy mama just aint found the right dawg yet

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Oh, that’s cute… Oooooooh!

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Foxes have more of a fortune cookie. Nobody eats those. They just break them open and read the fortune inside.

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This is by the same artist who made the 'hello human resources' comic, all his work has an overarching misogynist tone, I appreciate he's probably just some regular guy, but worth keeping in mind his punchlines are often women, amirite??

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- i feel like this one is more "men, amirite"
  
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  It also implies the woman is nagging the man, but I also said often, not necessarily this one
  
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- Jokes ... How do they work?
  
  People need to stop overanalyzing everything they see so they can just laugh at a joke and move on with their lives. Everyone loves getting so caught up on stupid shit and getting offended on other people's behalf.
  
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The foxes' genders aren't coded obviously enough - which one is the female?

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