I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.
28ReplyWhen they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.
15ReplyI do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.
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Except those containing (too much/any) salt, chocolate, onion and a bunch of other things labs are not allowed to test
20ReplyPSA: That list is very long. https://www.petmd.com/dog/nutrition/what-can-dogs-not-eat
18ReplyPhew! Peanut butter is safe.
8ReplyDang, that's a dog's life.
4ReplyYeah Xylitol is a nasty one
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Those go to an affiliated tester next door. However, there is a cheese tax.
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Reasonable.
10ReplyThat dog looks like they have PTSD and would bite anyone who didn't give them table scraps.
9ReplyIt's 2 am you open your eyes and he's 5cm from your face looking at you like that.
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Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I'm used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.
6ReplyTbf this specific dog looks like he's been abusing hard drugs.
11ReplyI've thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.
"Whose a good boy?"
"????????????"
"You're a good boy!"
"!!!!!!!!!!!"
This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.
5ReplyWith those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.
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Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !
5ReplyDon't most hoofed critters?
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Plot twist: the dog passes the test and becomes a scientist
4Reply 4Reply- What kind of dog do you have?
- A laboratory.
2ReplyTesting? Nah, it’s for tasting.
2Replythis leads to a painful early death for the dog.
-7ReplyMinus a few things (grapes, garlic, onions, chocolate, etc) dogs share a very close diet to us, that's why we've evolved together for so long. If your dog is suffering and early death because of a few scraps you give them, you likely are too. Also, it's just a cute towel. Don't take it that seriously.
13Replymy aunt killed 6 dogs in 10 years before figuring it out.
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