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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today

5 mo. ago • 99%

I piss in your general direction

22 comments

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This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

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- Actually, it’s a piss pot
  
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- Fertilizer.
  
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I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you're going to burn the shit out of their plants

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- Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.
  
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  This guy pisses in plants
  
  22
  
  While you are joking, that would actually work.
  
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I genuinely don't think I could talk on the phone while I piss

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- Call me.
  
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  surely
  
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  Maybe.
  
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- You'd be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.
  
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  In the early 2000s my mother's bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.
  
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- But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?
  
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Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

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Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

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https://odditymall.com/plant-urinal-prank-box

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Now the flowers will growwwww

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Stop giving them ideas!

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- Too late
  
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