I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it
I guess the type of person who would buy a lot of toilet paper during the pandemic is also the type to try to make a "smart" linkedin post about it
The only recent improvement of LI is the increasing number of parody accounts, calling these idiots outs:
74That whole post was just a whole lot of text for no point being made
38Lawyer/Legaltech Journalist
Yep, sounds about right. The only thing that would check out more would be if she wrote corporate seminar speeches.
16Yo she's so smart dontcha know?
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So my ex actually was a really organized person.
She identified the space we store toilet paper could hold 4x as much.
She saw a sale, bought like 6 packs of the big rolls at BJs.
2 months later they start talking about some virus.
Anyways. I still have some of this toilet paper. I sent her a roll for Christmas last year as a joke.
35Wondering why y'all did not want to store anything else in that space
14Unique space tbh. She was tossing the big pack on top of a y pipe in the laundry room. They stacked so perfectly and it wasn’t an actual storage space. Just a convenient high up place.
Paper towel packages didn’t quite fit as well but they work there too.
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The single sentence
Writing style
Is getting insane
14I am dyslexic and it’s easier for me to type and proofread, especially when grouped by logical thoughts.
long hair don’t care.
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I had bought a backup pack of tp like three years before because I used to have the start of prepper brain. My spouse complained every time we moved we brought it along and I insisted it could come in handy one day. Guess who got the last laugh when everywhere ran out and we had an emergency supply that lasted just long enough for a bidet to show up
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This is why I cannot physically stay on LinkedIn for more than 5 minutes a time
28I'm fine with LI but ignore the posts. They are usually garbage.
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Fortunately my acknowledgement that the world has changed since COVID was not tied to this woman's toilet paper stockpile situation, but I appreciate the heads up.
21She omitted the part about how the anti-vax dummy movement has led to vanquished diseases like measles, whooping cough, diphtheria, and polio making comebacks!
Conspiracy, ignorance, and illiteracy are all major flexes!
20And commercial real estate investors pulling every string possible to force workers back into the office just enough that everyone still needs to waste similar amounts of money on office space
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Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.
18I bet she wrote really shitty poetry in middle school about the darkness under the bed being defeted by the light from under her door and being really adamant that everyone would love it if they'd just read it.
13I misread the title as "bury" toilet paper, and was excited to hear a new twist on COVID preppers
11After the bombs drop I'll make a mint off of TP detectors
4Bog roll, literally.
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I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
10Someone out there had written a post about how they wiped their ass with their bare hands becauze toilet paper was sold out and how it improved their look on business.
1The "good" TP (Charmin ultra strong) is now 90 cents per roll, at bulk warehouse club prices. So that stuff is still pretty expensive and I don't think it ever went down after the crisis.
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