4 mo. ago • 98%

Watch out, guns. You're next.

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I got you fam:

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/06/09/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titanium-finish/

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- Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
  
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  It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
  
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I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

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- Not when I'm done with it
  
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- I would call it turgid
  
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Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

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- But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?
  
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  I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?
  
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It's going to be gaymores next.

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- You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?
  
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https://tacticaltransition.com/product/ar-15-finishing-kit-rainbow-pvd-coated/

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- Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?
  
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  Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.
  
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A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

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MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

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- Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/
  
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  That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!
  
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Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

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- Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.
  
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  I didn't know you can forage for swords.
  
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Poking the same sex since 3300BC

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slayyy ⚔️💑

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If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

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- This one gets around quite a lot.
  
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- "## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month"
  
  That's not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up" (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What's Going On!)
  
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  Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
  
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Don't tell him about stainless tig welding

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I didn't know they added swords to CS2

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Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.

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- Could just be a color casing process.
  
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- Uh... You might be confusing welding and heat treating concepts...
  
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  I'll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it's my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn't give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.
  
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I cast Scholar's Armanent

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Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again

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- Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!
  
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First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?

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They're called chem-flames

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Praise gaben

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Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

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You bleed rainbows when cut.

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