I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair
I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair
Manned space exploration gets set back by decades as overly cautious medical advisors try to figure out the cause of hair loss in astronauts.
1Please don't, I don't want facial hair
1I don't make the rules, ma'am
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Everyone becomes dwarves and are forced to live underground
1Every living creature, from the smallest protists to large elephants, grows lush facial hair. Creatures spend a large part of their days trying to trim it down only for it to grow again.
Since hair takes 1-2 years to decompose, discarded hair continues to build up. Some of it is burned, but that leads to other issues
1Sounds like it could be a good carbon capture strategy. Just need to turn it into biochar so it lasts a couple thousand years instead of a couple years.
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