The Monkey's Paw

I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil.

I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry.

I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics

I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.

I wish my house cleaned itself

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie

I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

I wish my dog could walk himself.

I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20%

I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally

I wish for free healthcare in my country

I wish politicians could only tell the truth.

I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted

I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other.

I wish every major social network integrated activitypub.

I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair

I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)

I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg

I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had.

I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt

I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it.

I wish that something bad happens to me

I wish countries maintained their interest and funding in space even after the space race.

I wish for a sandwich.

I wish I could paramestee my pegmode.

I wish every website was pornographic.

I wish everyone used Linux.

I wish Woody Allen had been a gerontophile his whole life, instead of a pedophile.

I wish for a high five from the monkey's paw

I wish I could temporarily smell like whatever I wanted, as long as I had a sample of the smell with me

I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.

I wish everyone could swallow other people whole.

I wish for it to snow tomorrow.

I wish that Lemmy is the only social network from now on.