Fucking a couch is nothing compared to being a spineless bigoted twat-nose fuck bag.
57You forgot:
“YOuRE A NaiAZI!!!…
…also, can I join you, sir?”
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👉👈18What people forget about Vance is that what he said was taken out of context. When he was finished saying that stuff about Trump, he followed it up with "nah jk"
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This was his actual election ad 2 years ago. racism won't make him squirm, but couch fucking sure will
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Imagine JD's disapppontment when he first watched casting couch porn.
"The couch is right there! I didn't click on cuck porn!"
41Real or not, everyone should print off photos of their couch and mail them to Vance with little notes like, “Miss you ❤️ “ or “Thinking of you 💋”.
30This is BRILLIANT
11Jon Oliver needs to suggest this, so it actually happens.
9So there actually is a character in the Netflix show Big Mouth that fucks his couch cushions. Might be a good parody to consider
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I’m late to the couch thing, but wasn’t it debunked? Not sure teasing him about it if it didn’t actually happen is productive.
28I think it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously to begin with. But, you know, internet.
44The thing that got me was A it was super easy to confirm or debunk with the claim citing the book and page numbers, but B there was no way I was going to buy his book so I just had to find a source online I could trust 😱 (snopes is a good one)
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No. Personally I'm okay with it. I have to spend time out of my day to debunk all of the conservative lies and propaganda (all of their lies and propaganda are little more than fairy tales to keep the oligarchy going.)the least we can do is make them do the same. So no JD didn't literally fuck a couch... It was a futon. But JD could never admit to sleeping with something "trans" so he's obviously lying.
25They've shown they don't care about the truth, so if falsehoods come end up biting them I'm not exactly sympathetic
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How about asking him for makeup application tips, specifically eyeliner?
9"Shut your fucking face, sofa fucker!"
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