Pick your own cherries event sees high bird attendance.
56"The rules don't say a bird can't be an attendee"
31They can pay with trinkets and shiny things.
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If I was a high bird I would love a pick your own cherries event
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They ate all my blueberries this year. I'm going to keep doubling the plants until there is enough left for me.
34That's the spirit!
17"That's the spirit!" - birds
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"keep widening the roads till traffic stops"
9In an ecosystem I think more roads might just work
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Blackbirds? TIL the SR-71 can run off berries
7If they're fermented I suppose it could! It probably could never run again, but maybe once lol
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My dad is a pensioner now, and got put in a lovely bungalow by local housing association. It came with with a lovely garden, and he was really excited by the prospect of a cherry tree.
Well, the cherries are ready, and the birds ate the lot!
19I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.
17Fuckass bird thinks he can eat my sweet cherries
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That’s what I always thought about in zombie movies: birds would make short work of any zombie outbreak.
12What makes you think birds wouldn't still recognize moving zombies as a potential threat just like living humans or any other larger animal and just stay clear of them? Also, the possibility of zoonosis isn't all that far fetched either, resulting in zombie birds also spreading the plague
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Used to have a cherry tree, can relate
11Same, the birds would take most of them.
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The birds, probably:
11Mao, burning in hell: Same
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Truly a day that will be remembered.
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