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2y ago

As a Canadian, I was shocked to learn I had feelings

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Tim Hortons is low-mid tier at best... Did you feel anything?
- Have you talked to a Canadian in the past 15 years? Tim's is low tier. Perhaps the bottom. McDonald's coffee is even leagues ahead. Tim's changed their bean supplier years ago and I've heard McDonald's now uses it.
  
  Kinda, what happened is Tim Hortons used to get their coffee from a supplier that would roast the beans for them, when they were bought out they switched to roasting their own beans which was cheaper.
  When McDonald's entered the market they approached that same supplier and a blend was created for them, its not the same roast as Tim Hortons. But it is a premium roast vs Tim Hortons roasting on the cheap. Which is why Tim Hortons coffee got weaker. McDonald's coffee is more akin to what Tim Hortons used to be.
- I feel like someone understands the struggle of my people

Only Chinese-Canadians that turn into red pandas though.

Can we sue pixar for copying from a flash game?

Fire and water aren't even real elements 🤷
- They’re elements of a good sauna
- They are classical elements, but it would have been funny if the movie had bromine and bismuth folk or something like that instead.
- Multi card
  
  Multipass, actually.
- Heart is a real element.

What if dinosaurs had feelings? Or are we collectively ignoring that one's existence?
- The second one

Can somebody explain the scotland Thing to me?

Thicc moms also have feelings

Italian mermaids?
- Luca
- Luca

They forgot: what if Colombians had feelings
- 🎵We don't talk about Columbia, nah, nah, nah! We don't talk about Columbiaaaa! 🎵
- Not pixar

Should probably just keep listing movies back a century, and then books back for centuries before that, since "having feelings" is just how you tell stories that people like

Yoo they did a movie about that flash game

Oh, so that's why I didn't understand what was going on.... Someone swapped my maple syrup with feelings.
- I've got the opposite problem.
  Now people hang buckets off me before they break the bad news.
  
  In this economy, the syrup must me helping off set inflation..

Canadians only have two feelings. Being apologetic and being happy to see ya.
Sometimes blood thirsty lumberjacks in a diabetic rage without the diabetes, but only when ya fuck with the maple.
- Oh sorry eh, my feelings are showing.

I am shocked that young children's movies are centered around emotions. Shocked!
- Yeah, I mean it's ok but what if children had feelings?

The dress looks photoshopped
- Now that you mention it, the pixels...

What film is about Canadians having feelings? All I see is Lightyear and Turning Red in 2022.

Forgot Chinese Americans
- They’re Canadian
- Wasn't that a retelling of "if it bleeds"
  
  Anyone who thinks that was the main plot point didn't actually watch it and just listened to crazy people complaining about the movie.

You forgot Planes and Planes 2.
- Pixar didn't animate those movies.
  
  I guess it's only co written and executive produced by Pixar and Walt Disney Studios.

Was the what if fellings had feelings movie not made by pixar?
- Inside Out was made by Pixar.

These all boil down to "People have feelings and we're going to explore them."
Sure, this is a meme, but every movie can basically be reduced to "what if [type of person] has feelings." Because stories are always about the human condition.
- What if murder clowns had feelings?

the elementar text looks like a tv station

I hope they'll do one about Canada* Geese.
Edit: grammar
- Canada geese.
  Many different geese are Canadian. But Canada geese are the specialist little assholes.
  
  Good one, thanks!

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