3 mo. ago • 98%

Dirty talk

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And these facts are how you ruin reincarnation. You know how many passes you need to be human again? It's a lot.

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- This thought is kind of inspiring, in a "gratitude for what you have" way.
  
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  But also... Imagine knowing that your child most likely was some amoeba in their previous life. Actually don't do that.
  
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  I like your headspace!
  
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- Nooooooo! 😫
  
  Imagine being reborn as some silly bacteria miles below the surface of the earth, though. 😖
  
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- thanks for reminding me, i gotta stop accruing karma
  
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- Hm, what are we taking now. Soul as a material construct? Wouldn't fit into a worms nervous system. Soul as something incorporeal? Why stop at animals as smart as an object? Reincarnated into a cupboard?
  
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There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

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- 2 > 1
  
  This seems actually to be true.
  
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- My mind can't comprehend it therefore it cannot be true
  
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There are more living organisms in one tablespoon of people than there are people on earth.

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- I'm sure of it but that ruins the pun.
  
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- Nahhhh, depends entirely on where from. Digestive tract? Absolutely. Middle of a large muscle? Not by a long shot.
  
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  Oh sure, apply this logic to the human body but soil gets a free pass. Enough of this online pro-soil/anti-human agenda.
  
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  Average tablespoon then.
  
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I approve this message

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- This must be how all of your Shovel-centric romance novels read.
  
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  the air smelled like loam
  
  Bish, loam is a particle size distribution and has nothing to do with soil fertility directly
  
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That guys a pedo.¹

^{1.Pedologist.}

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- TIL a new word. Thank you.
  
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Is that Young Kevin Sorbo?

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- I don't see him eating crayons, probably not.
  
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  Forthing at the mouth MAGA hat wearing kevin Sorbo?
  
  https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/01/lucy-lawless-kevin-sorbo-trump
  
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