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28Reply 22ReplyA human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
18ReplyThe human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
15ReplyBut... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.
4Replynegative. i am a meat popsicle.
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Dead, Dead, and Eddie
11ReplyHarder. Stronger. Faster.
8ReplySkele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.
Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.
Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"
7ReplyThe race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.
7Reply🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵
8Reply🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵
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Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck
6ReplyWhere God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.
5ReplyAs the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?
4ReplyJust Do it.
3ReplyOr else.
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3ReplyWe're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.
3ReplyMeat man
2ReplyAnimorphs: Biology Breakdown
2ReplyLaundry day waits for no man
2ReplyWe all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.
2Reply"F" is for
!FLESH!!<
1Reply 1ReplyMinecraft YouTuber invented Marathons
1ReplyT-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.
1ReplyIf you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.
1ReplyWolverine after a run-in with Nitro
1ReplyGet rid of them bones by beating your meat
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