Trump Warns ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War Two’

I just don't want to anything anymore

World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.

Lol.

A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’

His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.

Can we finally add an age limit to all political offices, please!?

I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can't stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.

And to think 70 million Americans said that's my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.

Ahhh, projection at it's finest.

I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)

Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?

This guy histories!

Better headline:

"Trump confirms that US president has time travel capabilities"

Every accusation is a confession

...fuck

It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.

Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is "woke"

Perfect time for biden to introduce a cognitive test for up and coming presidents. Would exclude trump from presidency. Probably him and no other. If it is easy.

Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he's ready for a memory unit, it's not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.

If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?

It's already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn't that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won't take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.

Lmao

The pot calling the kettle black.

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

World War II: The Sequel "Let's Gidderdone Right"

I facepalmed just reading the headline.

If we rush this section we can get to the space race and go to the moon by 2059.

Well obviously WWII ended badly for Hitler the First, so Hitler II has got good reason to worry about WWII Jr.

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As Americans, should we just mass suicide to try to save humanity?

Does anyone have a link to the statement?

Like... with a time machine? In a way that was somehow hidden to history?

Okay, now I'm honestly intrigued. More details needed.

I won’t vote for old, either side. Done with it.

8. The enemy is both strong and weak.

-Umberto Eco

P R O J E C T I O N

Biden may, in fact, have a time machine and go back to start WW2 himself. The details of which are in classified documents kept at Mar a Lago.

World war II is going to cause covfefe prices to skyrocket!

Pretty sure he meant too /s

I do love that most of you all are pretty left leaning. Thanks.

Pot calling kettle black.

Remember that time when Biden thought he was debating against Abraham Lincoln in the televised debates?

Both Biden and Trump are borderline senile fossils that shouldn't be trusted with the Western economy and nearly half of the planet's nuclear weapons stockpile. Either candidate poses a very legitimate argument for maximum age limits to be imposed on future presidential candidates.

This isn't out of any dislike towards the elderly. People's mental facilities tend to decline substantially when they get to that age and that proves detrimental when making economic and political decisions. We saw the same thing with Ronald Reagan in the later years of his tenure.

When it's a two-horse race between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, society loses.