Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!
47Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.
-4And horseshit is not dogshit.
28are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript
11You're right. That is moldy shit on the floor.
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You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.
46Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!
21"Will horrors never cease?!"
13Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.
10He built like a kingdom hearts character
11I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.
5My brother in
armsfeet.The struggle is real.
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Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.
4This person will never wear Adidas shoes.
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Which starship is this on?
6It's too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.
5Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!
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31Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
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Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
11I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
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