3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother
3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother
www.theonion.com 3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother
HILLSBORO, OR—Lambasting the verdict as “cruel” and “brash,” 3-year-old Ian Tobler reportedly vowed Monday to appeal his parents’ decision to keep his newborn baby brother. “I am deeply disappointed by my parents’ decision to bring Mateo home from the hospital, and I will continue to fight for justi...
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The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.
23Good ol' boomer humor
3Don't let him hold the baby, lol.
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