I'm waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.
94I honestly don't think they would taste very good. Full of fat and prescription drugs.
11Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.
8Fat is flavor buddy
3difference to any other industrially produced meat?
1Trust me, the rich do a lot more drugs than just the prescribed ones…
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Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo... We only go after poor white women and children!
6...wait, you guys haven't literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?
5Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I'm thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe "royalty"?
5Both of those qualify as the main dish.
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OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like "HELP! HE'S CRAZY, HE'S A CANNIBAL!" but now you wanna join in or what?!
4How does it feel being so god damn delicious?
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"This concept of 'crapitalism' confuses and infuriates Lurr!"
56"Surely they meant to fairly distribute the wealth"
"No, it says socialism for the rich with rugged individualism for everyone else. Behold."
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can we just hunt them for sport? i don't think elon would taste any good
34If you're going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.
12Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, "fertilize crops with the rich" doesn't have the same ring to it.
4Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Has anybody considered "Burn the Rich." I know, it's more CO2 in the atmosphere but less private jets so I'm pretty sure it will be a net gain!
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You haven't had Billionaire Bourguignon?
3Pretty much everything tastes good smoked
2Zuck does already have all that Sweet Baby Ray's!
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Because the rich have somehow tricked half the world into thinking they are part of that same smaller class, when in reality they are nowhere close to being such.
29Yeah. Plus, Joanne and Cleetus are so sefish and so freaking stupid that they actually believe there's a chance they'll find oil in them there hills one day. God forbid you touch their theoretical oil.
1Yes they have created collaborators
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Cause bootlickers, that’s why.
21Why eat what you can lick?
1Oh man, I'm about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.
9How many licks does it take to get to the center of a wealthy pop?
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Working class neighbor who earns 0.1% more: *sweats profusely*
18That's not how it works.
4In theory.
How would you handle a situation where in addition to "eat the rich", people start to say "eat the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the 'eat the rich' dissenters"?
If you answer "that's never gonna happen," I hope you're right because I hate to say "I told you so."
3Yeah you don't get indoctrinated until your second yacht
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Because the rich can afford to stop them.
This is, unfortunately, a sentiment that has worked out rather poorly throughout history
18Would you eat something that rotten?
17It's coming... just wait patiently and keep your kitchen knives sharp.
14That cookbook's going to be complicated. Rich white woman is going to be like trying to cook fugu. No no don't slice open the face it's full of botulism.
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I ask the same thing Lrrr. They taste like pork.
14You know what they say, the working class are from Mars and the rich are from Venus.
12*Omicron Persei 7 and Omicron Persei 9.
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Because we filled up on nuts at the reception.
10Because my bed is so so comfy
9Wouldn't that be... illegal or something? I'm not an expert tho
2Because then nobody would have a job, and have to resort in eating each other sadly.
-2Last time they ate the rich afterwards everybody starved to death because nobody was left knowing how to do thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1930–1933
And the funny thing about it: When some poor had learned how to do things again those poor became the new rich.
Capitalism might be bare of morale but at least it cares for paying customers in spite of all alternatives.
-6Yeah, it sure shows.
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