Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

The clitoris is fake propaganda spread by radical feminists to confuse and terrify good Christian men.

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Oh the clit's real, the clit's real alright. It's the female orgasm, that's the myth.

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- All three of those things are myths,
  the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
  all made up
  
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Amen. If flopping onto her doesn't her there then god didn't want her to cum.

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Big Clit strikes again with the ridiculous propaganda.

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- The next step after a big clit is a small dick.
  
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This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It's very easy to find. It's literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

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Partly the joke is that men are selfish and don't care about the woman's satisfaction during sex. They can't find it cause they aren't looking for it and/or don't want to.

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Bruh the girl I'm dating can't find her own clit sometimes because her clit is invisible and doesn't have a bump until she's really REALLY excited (mid sex) kinda funny when she told me haha

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- Well mine doesn't either. And she does not even try to find it herself.
  
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We teenage boys debated the mythical clitoris and it's location, and we all had differing opinions. (This was long before the internet, OK?)

I actually found the G-spot before the clitoris. Didn't know it was a thing back then, but damn, it's an obvious hot spot.

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i understand that there's not enough education about the clitoris and the importance of it in sex but the way people talk about it like it's the g-spot has always made me question what they mean by "finding" it. like, it's right there. how are you even looking for it

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Like so many things in life, actually giving a shit and genuinely trying gets you like 80% of the way there.

And assuming you do actually care, you can’t see communication as a weakness.

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Honestly same, it's not like you have to go digging for it, or like it's different for every woman. It's right there.

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- G-spot is very different between women, in the sense that some don't seem to get much from it and some forget who they are or the concept of language.
  
  And honestly I was with a girl once who, I swear on my life, basically didn't have a clitoris. And I really confirmed this in gynaecological detail. You will think I'm an idiot or something, but it just kind of wasn't there, and after much effort, I found the equivalent nerve endings slightly off to the left and below the surface. We're talking a target size less than the head of a dressmaker's pin.
  
  I will swear on my life this is true, because through dogged persistence that surprised both of us, I did manage to give her an orgasm. But it was the most challenging orgasm that a tongue has ever coaxed forth. That's all. If I had less experience I would genuinely not have known what the hell was going on down there.
  
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I had a vch piercing and men still couldn't find my clit

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- i honestly think it might be the result of all this talk about finding it. maybe people don't find it because they think it's hard to find. idk. still, public sex education is a must. if someone had said "this is the vulva, and here's the clitoris" even once in school, i don't think anyone would have a hard time finding it.
  
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You ever open your camera with the front facing camera by accident?

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What is that a picture of?

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That looks like vocal chords. The white part, it's what vibrates and changes shape to make sound and pitch when you speak.

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This is the machine he's supposed to be looking at. There's some sort of attachment for performing laryngoscopy. It's also possible that they just photoshopped something on the display. https://www.usa.philips.com/healthcare/product/HC989706001651/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillator

Edit: after looking at pictures of laryngoscopy, I'm going to go with a larynx

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Context for people unfamiliar: this is a video-assisted intubation. The white bit on the screen is the larynx (vocal cords), and the fold below it is the opening of the esophagus.

(Edit: I was just looking at this and that is the fanciest portable defib/resus pack I have ever seen. The ones I've used were jank as heck and only had a screen for the EKG readout and vitals.)

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Ohhhhhh! I didn't realize the clitoris was in the esophagus. I feel like such an idiot because I've been looking around the vulva this whole time.

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- That gag is the actual plot of the famous porn film Deep Throat.
  
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I am the clit commander

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The clit is real! It's the female orgasm that's the myth!!!!!

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Remember this fucking face!

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How anyone has trouble finding it in the age of the internet is beyond me

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One of my moments of youthful enlightenment was realizing the joke isn't about it being hard to find, it's that some men don't look at all.

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Forget the Internet, just communicate lol

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- Speaking as someone who's Christian fundamentalist parents did not ensure a proper education about this, whose community enforced it, it takes time to figure out, even with the Internet. I was sexually active years before I ever orgasmed, and even after that, the shame for enjoying sex at all was still engrained. I was aware of my anatomy, but with limited, supervised access to the Internet until 18, it set me up to be metaphorically fucked in my ability to communicate about it. But hey, I'm in my 30s and survived.
  
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- searches the internet 'how do you communicate'
  
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This needs to be NSFW.

Edit: Whelp, this is embarrassing. I thought that was a vagina; it is, in fact, a larynx. Yeahhhhhhhhh Imma just go bang my head against the door for an hour. Brb.

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Are you thinking the clit has a white ring around it?! Get your face in there soldier and get to work!

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- I didn't even realize that was a piece of metal. It's kind of hard to see on a phone. My bad.
  
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- I...don't understand what you're asking me. Could you please rephrase?
  
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What's so pornographic about vocal cords?

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