I'll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait...
13I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
10The large soda is always a Diet Coke. Working in fast food, I learned the “add mayo, add bacon, extra cheese, no lettuce, no tomato” crowd always complements their order with a huge diet cola.
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Ding-dong! It's the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
10always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan
4
Kill them all.
Start with... that one
10Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
95G corona virus mind control
8woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
7You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
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The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
5Ma'am this isn't a Wendy's it's apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it's 2am.
4Baconator. BACONATOR!
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Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I'm sorry, Karen. I'm afraid I can't do that.
4I can't let you do that, Karen.
4Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!!!!!!?
4Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
3“Now with Flipper for Neuralink with Variable Shortwave Radio Interface you won’t need to carry a clunky device to communicate with legacy iLink security systems”
3Karenification process commencing, do not move.
2The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
2"Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip."
2"Groan.."
1Its a women being abused by the evil police
1Head on apply directly to the forehead
1When you're blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!
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