2 wk. ago • 97%

With JD Vance reaching his expiration date, it's time to look at potential GOP VPs for September /s

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That's not nice, guys. Whatever you think of the woman, Lara Trump is a human being. You can't just replace her photo with that of a discount blow-up doll. That's so disrespectful.

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- Lara Trump is a human being.
  
  Is there proof of this? I've never seen her birth certificate
  
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  We cultured her from some slime mold in the petri dish.
  
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  Much better
  
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- I was thinking I've seen more believable faces from AI
  
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  wanna bet her plastic surgeon used AI to...uh...whatever... it is, they uh, did.
  
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- Is anyone else reminded of this?
  
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JD might be okay trading places with Babydog if that means he gets that couch in return.

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Go with Gaetz!

The entitled rapist ticket

”RAPING AMERICA’S YOUTH”

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- *ratings instantly climb 6 points*
  
  Welcome to modern America
  
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Trump hates dogs, and dogs hate trump even harder.

so it won't be a dog. or a cat.

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- Or an eagle.
  
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  You know, generally, I agree with Jefferson, that the turkey is a better national bird…. This video makes me less annoyed with the bald dumbasses.
  
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I wanted to say that although I think the mods closed the Gaza thread, I am thankful that people joined in to have these serious conversations. Because no matter what your perspective is, I read every comment and I feel that everyone that commented there cares about trying to find solutions and figuring out how to do the right thing even when it's hard.

For democracy to work we have to talk to each other, even when it's uncomfortable. Thank you for caring and doing your part. I don't know how to fix all our problems, but I do know that we have this democracy to let us decide together. And the more we talk the closer we can get to real answers somehow. Have a great day.

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I can never get over how Gaetz looks exactly like a comic book character.

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- Syndrome from The Incredibles.
  
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  Ugly Sonic
  
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Every time trump decides he was let down by someone, he goes for loyalty above all else. He’ll appoint a family member

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- Ngl, seeing bumper stickers that say "Trump Trump 2024" would be hilarious.
  
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Would love to see Hulk as VP candidate. The meme game would be insane. The guy has a multi decade career as a pro wrestler so there's stuff like this

https://youtu.be/kx8Xb5VJulQ

https://youtu.be/X-WZPPsMKAg

and various other dumbassery. Then there's his movie career... his reality TV show... his flopped businesses... and real life stuff like the racism, and union busting.

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- We'd get Jesse Ventura out campaigning for Harris/Walz if Hulk got swapped in, and I think he can talk effectively to the brain worm demographic. Would be funny for the rest of the country to learn even more about Minnesota politics, and Jesse is the "yeah, so?" kinda weird.
  
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  Iron Shiek would rise from his grave and go an the most insane shitposting spree. Dude hated Hogan so damn much.
  
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- Holy shit, he's Trump's mini-me!
  
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If trump could legally run without a VP, he'd prefer it that way. He likes to pick a nobody that you've never heard of before because he needs the attention to be completely on him. He can't tolerate anyone upping him in the media. The dog, the hulk, and gaetz all run the risk of taking away attention from trump at times, so they can't be considered for VP picks.

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My vote is Bobby Brainworms (I know he wasn't a choice). He most aligns with who DJ Trump really is.

That said a canine VP would be the safest choice other than Tim Walz.

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- There's no rule that says a dog can't be VP!
  
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  It would have to be 35+ years old
  
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  Basically AirBud
  
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- That said a canine VP would be the safest choice other than Tim Walz.
  
  Queue the memes of babydog chewing off trump's foot. I do not exagerate when I say dogs hate him.
  
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  Eagles too!
  
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  Dogs tend to be good judges of character.
  
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Another vote for Babydog. No dog ever would or could fark things up as badly as the GOP.

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Grimace Shake up the ticket

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Imagine Kennedy being his VP, would be the winning ticket in my mind

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- Your mind might be timesharing with brain worms.
  
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  Don't get me wrong, not a fan of either of them, I already lived through my Trumpian president, President Jacob Zuma basically stepped down more or less the same time Trump got elected. So believe me I would not wish a demagogue on my worst enemy. But politics is still politics, if Trump made Kennedy Jnr, in my opinion, and my third world brain infested mind may have one, that would have been in my mind the winning ticket, much better than having a weird couch guy as your VP.
  
  But let's see how your election will turn out. Hail Satan
  
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No major party has ever run a non-human candidat and that should be a source of shame for America

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