2 wk. ago • 98%

Anon is obsessed with Family Guy

28 comments

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

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- That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology
  
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  Shut up, Meg
  
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  Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.
  
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  Wait til we get started about Sonic.
  
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- shut up, Brian
  
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- Or he could just really like family guy
  
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Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

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- CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER
  
  PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!
  
  etc.
  
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Bait used to be believable. Any respectable family guy fan KNOWS her name is LOIS and not LOUIS. wth. Next thing ykno this fella is going to say hes never heard of fingernails4cash.com

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- It would be more believable if he was talking about the Cleveland Show.
  
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- Counterpoint, autocorrect
  
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  Lois is a real word
  
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8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy

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is something wrong with me?

Yes

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It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.

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I think anon never heard about the bird

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- Is the word about a certain avian variety?
  
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  Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…
  
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- The bird is greater than or equal to the word.
  
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