Such a rip off hot dog, you have to bring your own sausage.
4ReplyI've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
123ReplyAnd once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener
76ReplySo I noticed two seams.. can you load the wiener both ways? That'd be some kind of celebration.
25Reply
Maybe you need one of these as well.
37ReplyI'm so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck's corkscrew dick.
19Reply
"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"
"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."
"K babe."
50ReplyIt was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa's novelty Fleshlight collection.
6Reply
Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale
39ReplyThe guy who buys a hotdog fleshlight.
27ReplyPeople cheat with their neighbors, why can't they also fuck each other's fleshlights??
7ReplyWhen they got it as a gag gift and never used it, or because they themselves thought it was something else
5Reply
You probably should mark this as NSFW btw.
22ReplySure.
9ReplyBut what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?
4Reply
Still could be a dog chew toy without the 'chew' part
13ReplyHotdogussy
13ReplyPerfect gift for docking enthusiasts. Put your weiner in this weiner.
12ReplyIs that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?
11ReplyGlizzy guzzles you?
4ReplyIt’s just a weird fungus
4Reply