Ah, Schrodinger's liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).
136New liberals are manufactured at colleges. Duh. They don’t need the gay sex babies so they murder them.
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fake, clearly the first thing you is to be woke in the morning, before the male tears coffee
47That's my secret, cap...
9The stroke is strong with this one, so strong I almost had one myself from trying to read that.
2Don't assume their medical emergency
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My woke mind virus just will not sync with the Biden network today. I've had 13 abortions trying to reset the system, but nothing so far. Hopefully Satans tech support will get it figured out?
36Time to get another booster vaccine!
18Did you decide your orientation? That step is crucial.
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I was just telling my partner the other day about how cool medical science is because we were able to develop a vaccine in under one year with only one microchip getting in it. A decade ago, there would have been oodles of microchips. I love the future.
Don't make me say it. You know what this is. Stop making me point it out and learn to detect it. Gdi, it's fucking /s, you dolt. I can't believe I keep having to say so, but downvotes clearly prescribe it as necessary.
28For whatever reason some people cannot detect sarcasm.... I made a joke about vaccines not working and that the limes everyone was eating lost effectiveness...and yea downvoted. I think it's because some of the crazy shit people say is now crossing lines into wtf land.
1I thought I got kidney stones once but it was just used up microchips 🤷♂️
6There are no down votes I can see. I also don't think tone tags are a bad thing given how much misinterpretation happens on the Internet, even if this example is kind of obvious.
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Sync*
12let that sink in
1Better to piss into the sync than sync into the piss.
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Don't forget to cash your check from George Soros!!
8That mug is 🤌
6I'm tearing up here for the poor US liberals fighting their culture war. Only such toxic memes can help them cope with the constant hate they're bombarded with.
-33Those are definitely words. I'm not sure you or anyone else can construe any meaning from how they are put together. But I'm proud of you bud. Branching out is part of growth.
20Lemme break it down to you. Your "funny meme" is cringe and basically boils down to "I'm a child and my parents don't like my haircut lemme cry about it on the internet".
While I support probably 95% or so of the values the person in the meme represents, I would be insulted to be in any association with this meme or the way it virtue signals. Toxic, spiteful, arrogant, attention-seeking. A cry "you're old and you just don't get it" of a teenager. Bleah.
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Have you looked at twitter in the past 6 months? It’s nothing but you republicans being assholes to us leftists.
But go ahead, cry about it when we do it back to you.
Snowflake.
11As if I care what they think about us.
1I live in Europe, I vote green-socialist, I've never been on twitter, you and the rest of the "liberal" US crowd make me cringe so hard it hurts.
But spending time on lemmy has been very productive. I'm starting to understand why the political discourse in the US is failing so miserably.
Look at an average Trump rally, listen to it, your brain will start hurting after 5 min. But you know what, following lemmings in ther "righteous" fight causes the same brain damage after like 10 min of scrolling.
Let me reiterate. You're as dumb as your republican friends. It just happened that you stand with lgbt and want social welfare, but your approach to promoting these values is absolutely equivalent to chanting "stop the count".
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