Juice confirms that Earth is habitable
Juice confirms that Earth is habitable
During its flyby of Earth on 20 August, ESA’s Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (Juice) found ingredients for life in Earth’s atmosphere.
Why on earth did they name this after O.J. Simpson?
1But it’s all the sugar with none of the fiber
1Thank god they cleared that one up. I was worried there for a moment.
26its a control test people.
23I about gave myself an aneurysm deliberately and pedantically (and dare I say, facetiously) trying to parse this as written (lack of punctuation) rather than as intended.
Any such pain is well deserved, of course, but still.
Best guess, something owns or has some oversight of an entire group of human (or at least sentient) control tests (or control testers) that are identified by the letter 'a'.
There is no conclusive evidence that its b control test people are better than its a control test people.
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Okay, so now we know that Earth has the necessary elements for life to form. We won't be able to confirm it actually has until we go there.
7Good news everyone!
7Not for long.
6Thanks OJ
5yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory
neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese
could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker
shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me.
2HAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUR CAMERA
IS
TRAAAAASH
i'm sorry but what kinda pictures you gonna take with that shit
gonna be some joe niépce shit where you spend all day takin a damn photo with a goddam blanket on your head and it turns out lookin like a bunch of rectangles
gonna be like some matthew brady shit where you can only take pictures of dead ppl because no alive person wants to be in your shitass photo
2Uh, I should prolly add context:
2A person of culture, I see :)
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