If the spaghetti doesn't work he has the boiling water to throw before fleeing.
1ReplyImagine the drama of Black Widow spiders who are Lesbians...
51ReplyDine out before you eat out
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Boiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?
35ReplyIt's like almond milk, oat milk or soy milk. But when milking spaghetti, the liquid is so clear that we just call it spaghetti water.
14ReplyIf that happens when milking spaghetti, I suggest resting a few days.
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Hot ham water
8ReplySo watery. 🤤 And yet there's a smack of ham to it!
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I guess the broth after you cooked spagetti?
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That guy has a spider fetish. I'm not sure black widows even eat pasta.
37ReplyOnly relevant if you are married to Scarlet Johansson
15ReplyOh, that makes sense now. Ryan Reynolds just got tired of being the one to cook.
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Damn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That's a legit lol. Great share, thanks!
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