Trump Wants to Hire 'Free Spirit' Laura Loomer. MAGA Allies Think She's Nuts
Trump Wants to Hire 'Free Spirit' Laura Loomer. MAGA Allies Think She's Nuts
Donald Trump wants to give Laura Loomer, the bigot and conspiracy theorist, a position in his second administration, should he win in November.
I didn't think he was having an affair with Laura Loomer until he basically insisted he wasn't as an answer to an unrelated question.
159Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin' it on the toilet. Who knows what's going on in that diseased brain at this point.
47Just like the cognitive tests. No one asked him how he did on the cognitive tests, heck no one can find out how he actually did thanks to HIPAA. But he obvously has no understanding of that so he thinks he needs to get ahead of the story of how terribly he did on the cognitive tests.
16This is the classic Trump response to an awkward, uncomfortable question. 1) Don't answer the question and then 2) Answer another question that nobody asked.
For example, when Trump was asked about paying for hookers, instead of simply saying, "I don't patronize prostitutes" he said, "I'm a germophobe" instead.
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Laura Loomer is dreaming big. She wants one day to be buried under a golf course in New Jersey.
111Everything is legal in New Jersey.
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7As long as you don't get caught.
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Nah he's already got the tax break there. Next dead "wife" goes to Mar a lago. His summer graveyard.
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I'd also like to add she's dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.
47Truly a match made in heaven.
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Trump wants her close cuz she touches his pipi.
20Loomer, for her part, fired back by tweeting that Graham is disloyal to Trump and a closeted gay man, while attacking Greene as antisemitic and mocking the circumstances of her divorce.
I love watching their infighting.
40The Graham thing is pretty obvious, and would make me feel bad for him having to constantly hide his sexuality if he didn't choose to tie himself to a political ideology where being openly gay is political suicide.
6I love watching their infighting.
I really hope you're not American. I see some poor child sitting at the top of the stairs cheering on their drunken parents domestic dispute.
-7I'm a virtually powerless USA citizen who has almost no power. Watching asshats with undeserved power or status fight among themselves is one of the few times I have hope that we won't slide further down the drain. Almost everything else I see runs counter to that, so I feel justified enjoying their freakouts.
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Lmao hold the fucking phone guys. THIS is what does it? THIS is a bridge too far…?
Honestly, I don’t get it, but I’ll try not to overthink it.
24Honestly... My first thought is that it might be about the gender of the messenger...
9That’s a great point
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"and then Trump finally lost because he committed the mortal sin of adultery which angered God, the end."
That's the story magats are going to tell to future generations.
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But she's munching on that dongus so.. he's gonna do it
32Her mouth is way too large for it.
7You can still put an ant in a well and the well will swallow it.
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She must be crazier than a shithouse rat if MAGA won't accept her.
29On twitter yesterday I saw some MAGA people discussing that she was "right" but it's bad optics for the more moderate republicans so she should be distanced until after the election. They accept her.
I wish some sports journalists I follow would move off twitter so I could drop it completely.
15There’s some bridges where you can follow Twitter or Mastodon/BlueSky accounts (or probably anyone) on your preferred service. You can’t interact, obviously, but if you’re just following reporters for news or whatever, you can get a read-only type feed.
8Sports and celebrity bullshit are the only things keeping Twitter afloat. They all need to move to threads or bluesky, because let’s be honest, they aren’t going to mastodon.
5That's what they think about Nazis and Klansmen as well.
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I think it's mostly MTG and that she is jealous.
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Am I imagining things, but has anyone else noticed that there doesn't seem to be a clear picture of who she is? Like she'll be taking a professional shoot, and somehow, she still doesn't look recognizable?
Ignoring the exaggerated plastic surgery and attention seeking hair style and new level of stupid, there's something uncanny about her.
Like if you told me she was an automatonric puppet I'd say yeah, id believe you, because I've seen better ones at Disney world.
24She's the real lizard people republicans are afraid of!
8Every other MAGA article I read, someone mentions skin suits. Vance has no fucking idea what a donut is, cares only about glaze. The Trump offspring shooting big cats on a safari, having more chins than should be possible with skin attached to muscle. Trump looks like he'll pop in half any second and a dozen alien clowns spill out of him. What is it with these tiny fucking hands on that lump? Rudi sweats black. These people are so fucking weird.
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Do it, Donald. You knowwww you want to. And what Donald wants, Donald gets (to sink his campaign even further)
27She's worse than nuts. She's a fucking asshole on the verge getting undue power.
He keeps Stephen Miller around, trust this idiot's friends will not convince him to dump her until she makes him look so bad even he realizes it
13Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
16Following the antics of 45 Skidoo is exhausting.
I thought he was with Hope Hicks, and then learned she'd thrown him under the bus at the NYC fraud trial.
Meanwhile, Melania is sitting with a ghost writer and trying to decide who she wants to play her in the movie version.
20Who should play her, do you think?
7I don't really care, do you?
8Fran Drescher
6Anyone after you feed them a lemon.
5Ben Stiller
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Do it. Don't listen to the RHINOs telling you not to, this I'd the best idea ever.
Honestly though, besides positively reinforcing every pathology he has, she's probably also literally shining his... ... ...butt.
14laura loomer and donald trump have dominated the headlines, for the simple reason people can't stop posting about it. it's their only plan. it's how they keep harris and waltz below the fold, it's their only fucking plan. stop helping them.
7Disagree. This needs to be the story. This needs to be even more the story than it is now.
6Uhhhh if she wants to keep feeding him "they're eating pets" storylines for him to embarrass himself nationally, I'm on board
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There's nothing "free" about being a racist and an <insert minority>-phobe. It's a day in, day out non-stop nightmare. Anxiety and desperation are the only emotions she's capable of experiencing. Everything she says and does in her life is fuelled by terror. And it's all of her own making. So not only is she a bigot, she's too stupid to have the depth of character necessary to recognise that it's all based on nothing.
5They’ll fall in line pretty soon.
3I hate Melania, but I hope she files for divorce right before the election.
1Pots and kettles forever at odds
1She probably has borderline personality disorder. It'd be a good idea to remove her from society, keep her somewhere that she can't spread lies that get people lynched.
0Suffering from BPD doesn't make you a racist piece of shit.
7Yeah... Weird claim to make based on this. As someone who dated a girl who was later diagnosed with BPD, she was a lot of things... But racism has nothing to do with it.
Still haven't fully recovered from that relationship though. Shit is brutal.
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