4 days ago • 98%

Oh the humanity!

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switch to Slackware
tell everyone
feel superior to billions of Arch users
occasionally drop a "Linux has become much too easy nowadays"

Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

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- "Joke's on you Satan, I've decided to pivot to immutable OS evangelism."
  
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  "Satan, you should check out Bazzite! It is atomic, based on Fedora, and focused on gaming!"
  
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  I thought we were doing NixOS this year ._.
  
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- I bow to you, O bearded one!
  
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It's "psych" as in "He psyched us out" which comes from "using psychology on them"

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- So many people spell it incorrectly that I'm starting to worry that "sike" will become the official spelling. Language evolves, but I don't want it to.
  
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  Be the lack of change you want to see in the world!
  
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  Sikeology
  
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  Or "would of", "could of", "should of". Enunciate your words. "have" and "of" sound different.
  
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  I never knew it hat a source,.. I thought it was a word like "ouch" or "oops"
  
  Edit: English != mother tongue
  
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- I commend you, but it's a losing battle.
  
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Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

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- This comment is so under appreciated.
  
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I wonder if this is heaven or hell 😅

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There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

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- I'm conversing with this coke dealer online... I don't do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time... it's weird, I know... don't even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.
  
  Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he's into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn't do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river... and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn't even matter.
  
  I think I'll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone... maybe it'll ring a bell.
  
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  a really nice one, like 1K euros plus
  
  1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.
  
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sike

Bone apple tea!

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- It really grates on me when I read "sike".
  
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if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community

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- I use Hannah Montana Linux BTW.
  
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- I use Arch btw
  
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  I use double arch BTW
  
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What is so wrong with bsd?

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- It's Daemonic
  
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- It doesn't work with any new hardware. 10+ years, yeah, sure.
  
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If an Arch linux user hasn't told anybody they use it, are they really using it?

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