2 mo. ago • 97%

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The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?

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- My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
  
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  I always thought it tasted better chilled.
  
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- I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
  
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- you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
  
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add 1 rice grain to see what happens

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Why is goo gone in the fridge?

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- I'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge
  
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- Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.
  
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- To keep the goo out
  
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Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

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- Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.
  
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  It's 7/5 with rice.
  
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- I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?
  
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I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves

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- I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
  
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  Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
  
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- I was hungry
  
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  You ate, MY SANDWICH?
  
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  Fair.
  
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Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?

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#unexpectedRimworld

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I'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles

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I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.

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- 9->8 and take a rice corn
  
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  No reason to actually take anything.
  
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Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.

You'll never take me alive.

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At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.

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Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.

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Someone works with a vampire. Source.

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You store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????

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- Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.
  
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  Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?
  
  You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.
  
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and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning

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Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright

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- That’s Mitch Hedberg yo
  
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  Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.
  
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