If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
If you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' box to hell what would you put in it?
Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
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American measurement systems
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Think of the money saved alone.
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A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
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how much is that in real units?
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A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
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0.1187384 hogshead
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finally a serious answer
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About 0.5 bananas³
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glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
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It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
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And even the women and the children...
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A care package for myself for when I get there.
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I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
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Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
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Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
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A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
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It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
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i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
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The_SeveredHead
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What's in the box???
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The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
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The entrails of the last priest.
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Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
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A cat.
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Snowballs
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A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
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A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
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One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
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Pius Religious people.
Doesn't make sense otherwise.
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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.