Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.
Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I'll vote for the Great HH.
[edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.
86Nurse sharks are friendly? The things I remember about them from my childhood book on sharks are: they sleep in big piles on the ocean floor, their eggs are like weird sacks, and they latch on after biting and will not let go
26They're little sea puppies that are perfectly happy to cruise around while you swim with them. At least that's the grey nurse sharks we get in aus. The ones you're describing sound more like wobbegongs or similar. The grey nurses need to be in highly oxygenated water.
Grey nurses also used to have a rep as "man eaters" but that was just because of how they looked,not any actual attacks
27The Bahamas you can do this, but you are absolutely correct, and I think they are like ranked 5 or 6 in human bites, something ridiculously high, because they are all calm and people get stupid, mostly divers from what I've heard.
5They're normally docile, unless you get caught up in them while they're feeding
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Tell me what white tips are like.
3Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don't Panic.
Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters ... When they come rolling in on a dive it's ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass ...aallllwwwaaayysssss)
I don't fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.
6Oceanic white tips? 10ft long roided out aquatic honeybadger that can smell your fear from 40 miles away...and it has nothing better to do today.
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Well it hasn't been hammer time since the 90s
41I wish there was a t shirt of a hammerhead shark wearing Hammer pants!
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Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been... maybe a little too quiet?
24You see nothing!
And . . . ignore those . . underwater hammering noises
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What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?
Am I imagining them?
20Street sharks?
21Both the Street Sharks and the Biker Mice from Mars feel pretty imaginary.
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No. It was a thing. No clue on names, tho.
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"They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning..." But Hammerhead is a baddie and sharks aren't supposed to be baddies any more. Sharks are friends, not threats. So Hammerhead slipped quietly into the distance to await his time of glory, when one day he will return to rule the Ocean with an iron
fisthead.Incidentally, dolphins have had a troubled role-reversal in the fashion of popular opinion too. They were friends! Companions! Even amusements for a while, before everyone agreed they should be free. Now they are wanton rapists and bullies. Shed a tear for the poor, maligned dolphin, carrying the disgrace of his ill-behaved friends and relations. All Dolphins Are Not Bad.
One day the Bottlenose and the Hammerhead will return as friends, splendorous and loved. But will they find the World worthy of their love? Or will they leave, with a parting farewell, and a thanks for all the fish.
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Fuck'uh you whale and fuck'uh you dolphin!
4Fun fact: If you've said "Fuck you whale", you don't need to say "fuck you dolphin" as all dolphins are whales anyway. It would be like saying "Fuck you, Great apes (Hominidae) and fuck you human"
But you can say it if you want, it's just superfluous, but many of life's pleasures are.
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Don’t you blaspheme in here! Hammerheads are right in there at the top!!
Mako #1, obvs. But that’s cool.
19Imagine thinking great white isn't #1, smh
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They drastically reduced their PR budget in the 90's and 00's and it shows.
19I watched the OG Jurassic Park the other weekend, and realized I haven't thought about a triceratops in probably a decade at least.
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17Seriously?
You think way too little about dinosaurs.
13Well, triceratops has the advantage of being one of the most popular dinosaurs.
The unlucky one for me is the Parasaurolophus ( that crested "duck-billed" dinosaur). It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and I had to search for its name tonight.
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Street sharks about due for a resurgence
12That cartoon was on TV when I was VERY young, I always wanted to watch it, but I was never allowed to have the TV to myself so I was always overruled by my golden-child brothers and sisters
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Just here to remind you of the dwarf lantern shark and its happy to see you face.
12Awww!
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Hammerheads were the coolest shark in the shawl
4Once in a while you just need to...stop...hammer time!
4Ah they meant ranking. I thought they were going to say something about the hammerheads looking like that because they hit the ground face first.
4Why is nobody talking about the most magnificent of them all: the whale shark?!
3I'm on the blinded by copepods, 500 year old, Greenland Shark Team.
3hammer heads have more of those electrical sensory organs than any other sharks. They're awesome! Great-white-sharks are for basic bitches.
3ampullae of lorenzini
2I knew what they were called, had no idea how to spell them
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Nexus 5 represent!
3I loved that phone so much.
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No love for the goblin shark? They're even weirder looking than the hammerhead!
2They only look weird in post mortem photos because their jaw is stuck forward. Most of the time they swim around looking like any other shark.
2Still a bit goofy, but good point
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