Work: “You still coming in?”
11Me: "No, I got COVID."
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3Some people have all the luck
8Isn't this the basis of zomb100? Where his work life was so shit that when a literal zombie apocalypse happened he finally started living the life he wanted. And it wasn't that he dreamt of survival and shooting dead people,, just a bucket list of cool things to do.
Anyway, I can relate.
8Instant promotion to… Essential Worker™
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37All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.
3Level measuring guy from water world moment.
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Don't we all kind of just want a Cloverfield monster to appear inexplicably from nowhere and destroy Manhattan leading the air force to nuke it
7Then there's the guy from Hiroshima still going to work in Nagasaki after surviving the first bomb.
40And surviving that bomb too!
22Then he went to his mother in law's house
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Is this... a Cloverfield meme?
27"WRRREEEEEE!" 👋💥💨🗽
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11Chris Hanson would like a word sir, that is a child.
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Guy must have a nice boss.
6I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be "wellp at least I don't have to go into work".
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