1 yr. ago • 94%

Poor doggo..

There's a bat too, if you look for it

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In Unix there is a "man" command and a "cat" command...

[Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]

so why no "dog" command???

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- Good human.
  
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- You are awesome
  
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- I'm so happy to see you're still around! Thank you for the work you do.
  
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Here ya go: https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/use-dog-linux-dns-client/

Or just alias CAT to DOG

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- Don’t forget to also alias tac to god when you do it
  
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Updog

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- whats updog??
  
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  Livin' the dream dog, just livin' the dream. What's up with yourself?
  
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  GOTTEM!
  
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- find /what/s* updog
  
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`There's also cowsay

    \   ^__^
     \  (oo)\_______
        (__)\       )\/\
            ||----w |
            ||     ||`

This joke is for <1% of the world population.

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- This community is for <1% of the world population.
  
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- Well, I have no idea what the commands do but I still enjoyed the joke.
  
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  Man = manual. Not sure what cat stands for but it prints the content of a file to the terminal (command line).
  
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  Yeah, they're mostly cat people.
  
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There is also mutt

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And no woman command

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- alias woman=man
  Equal rights
  
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- There is actually woman pages if you have Emacs installed (which used to be the norm). It stands for WithOut Man Pages: https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_mono/woman.html
  
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Well there is zupdog

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- What's zupdog?
  
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  Nm, u?
  
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Wait til dog learns about 'man tail'

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what about a woman command :(

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- Manual in womenspeak?
  
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# dnf whatprovides '/usr/*bin/dog'                                                                                                                             
sheepdog-1.0.1-19.fc38.x86_64 : The Sheepdog distributed storage system for KVM/QEMU
Repo        : fedora
Matched from:
Filename    : /usr/bin/dog

@tetra

@glassyoghurtsipper

You absolute madman ... I should have known better ... we use this micro service in our appliance at work

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There is though

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Sudog...it gives the user permissions over the universe.

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Well this exists...

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"if you look for it" see some of y'all have obviously never flashed new ROMs onto their phone.

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aren't there dns related commands called dog and doggo

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- Everyone asks whois but no one asks whois a good boy
  
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- Are you thinking of the Dig commands?
  
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biff is named after a dog

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Poor doggo..

In Unix there is a "man" command and a "cat" command...

so why no "dog" command???

`There's also cowsay