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2y ago

Where my watersluts at?

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Hydrohomies represent!
- I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.
  
  I liked the old name and I challenge you to find me someone who was offended by it
  
  What was the old name? Asking for a friend.
  
  Same

I'm such a waterslut I'd literally die without it!
- I'm gagging for it
- Thirsty waterslut.

Is there any other way to drink water??
- Shove the water bottle up your ass and do a handstand
  
  With one of these you could do a split!
- The only other is sparkling water from south of France in a beautiful clear glass with a thin slice of lime or lemon, sitting at a cafe or on a balcony.
- Lick it out of a bowl 🐶

H2O hoe
- H2-hoe
  
  It was right there and he missed it lol

I have long suspected theres some primal psychology into play for this. Like arriving at a big water spot or river where there is plenty.
- That's exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.

My want for water is higher than the throughput of my throat
- And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.

Does anyone else feel weirdly connected to their ancestors when this happens? Like the urge and sensation is just so primal

r/hydrohomies

That's why I shove my hand under my chin so it doesn't drop down my chin.

This used to be my life until I bought some metal straws. Now I just suck...my uhh...water........
Excuse me for one second.

Oh yeah!

Daily

That's a bit much, can we just stay hydrohomies?
- Not when it’s dripping down your chin.
- You just have to declare "no hydrohomo" so everyone knows it's all above board.

3am insomnia

Spray that H2O all over my face

Fuck yeah!

It's the only way

If only I didn't have Acid Reflux though.

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