Can't we just call you Mike or something?
Can't we just call you Mike or something?
In South Korea it's actually against the law for children to be given names longer than 5 syllables.
29ReplyFuck the government, I'll call my child Haneulbyeollimgureumhaennimbodasarangseureouri if I want!
18ReplyHan gonna grow up OK. Even if a little resentful.
6Reply하늘별림구름핸님보다사랑스러우리
[more lovely than] sky star cloud god?
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8ReplyI'm currently rereading the stormlight archive atm lol
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I was living in Seoul many (many) moons ago. I remember all forms having three character spaces each for first and last names. Fun times squeezing in a standard western ten-twenty latin character names. Even transliterated to hangul my name wouldn't fit. It was always a small thrill if the person behind the counter would look terrified and accept it without question or get pissy and refuse it without mercy.
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*fewer
13ReplyThat's a really dumb name, but we can shorten it to Les
9ReplyLinguistic prescriptivism disgusts me.
6ReplyDismissal of context and nuance for intentionally less comprehensive and accurate communication disgusts me.
10ReplyPeople who use words like "prescriptivism" to sneer at others disgust me.
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What, you can't remember and pronounce Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the Third off the top of your head?
9ReplyJust call me Big Chungus
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Is your name not Bruce? That could cause confusion!"
8ReplyAs the wearer of a 3-syllable name, I'm okay with this.
7ReplySpitting image is 4 syllables, though, unless the I is silent or something...
2ReplyI usually drop the consonants and pronounce it as a scream.
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laughs in Irish name
7ReplyLmao, my name is 4 syllables and whenever I introduce myself it's 50/50 whether I get 'Oh what a pretty name' or 'cool, what can we shorten it to?'
5ReplyHad a Nathaniel in my school, was either called Nat or Fanny.
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I don't think "Jennifer" is that hard to pronounce...
3ReplySorry, got tongue-tied with a crazy name like that. How about Jen?
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2ReplyI've got a 2 syllables name which usually is shortened to one. (Sasha -> Sha)
It's so common that I tense up when someone uses the full version xD
2ReplyIt means you're in trouble, Sasha.
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