“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle
“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle
It’s the holidays, which means it’s time to go home an delicately navigate social interaction with the right-wing bigots you have nothing in common with…
The highlight of the article is:
“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies
Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”
57Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good
15I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well
2That was really good
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Oh people are gonna know the gender of my snowMAN!
5Snow isn't rain, angels aren't plasma, and "averageheightbread" doesn't track. On those three I'll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top "snowperson" though./
3Yeah, that and "gingerbread people" (I think "gingerbread them" not only reads more awkwardly, but also is more likely to be misheard and Uncle Dimwit will assume you said "gingerbread men").
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