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Can you beat the record?

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- Pirate detected! Dispatching FBI to your location!
  
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FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don't (on average) enough to offset lost time.

Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.

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- I feel like the "no work" part is probably worse
  
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  I didn't see that.
  
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- Tell that to retail. "Coverage" is more important than "work productivity".
  
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Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years

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Am I alone in saying that the phrase "raw dogged" needs to die?

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- How about "dry dogged"? Who wouldn't want to be dry dogged?
  
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  Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.
  
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- I don’t mind it, but I’m interested in hearing some alternative suggestions?
  
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  Dry noodled
  
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  Full exposure experience.
  
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  No cap
  
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  As God intended
  
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  Rare spammed
  
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Impressive that they were able to generate a pull request with blank screens.

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- Probably the MacBook sitting next to the ridiculous keyboard.
  
  Even still.. I’ve seen devs do it with equally blank stares.
  
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I call 'faked':

left hand is weird

keyboard is weird

great big speakers on the desk

no one wears hats indoors and is smart enough for knowledge work
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- The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.
  
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- Monitor stand on left monitor doesn't line up
  
  Logos on speakers are different sizes
  
  Nothing on the desk calendar
  
  What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine
  
  Yeah lots of problems with this picture
  
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- I agree, except for hat indoors. I’m a software engineer and I wear a cap all the time. Literally whenever out the house.
  
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- Baby face high school student with porn mustache
  
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  Guess you've never seen Dom Dolla
  
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- I wear hats 99% of days, but I am going to be unemployed in a week so maybe you're on to something. My near-perfect SATs might argue but it's not an excellent argument.
  
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  https://youtu.be/z4D0VMKeHjk
  
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Sad David Graeber isn't there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job

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What does "new PR" mean?

In programming, it's a request to combine code. But if homie is rawdogging work with blank screens, I'm not following.

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- "new PR" -> new personal record
  
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- Personal Record.
  
  Took me a minute too because I'm used to the term "PB" from speedrunning
  
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- Personal record
  
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- Should I tell you too?
  
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Man, y'all really just blazed past reading the punchline, huh?

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When my boss is walking towards me

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Who else read this to the tune of SOAD's sugar?

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"I fucked my work day without a condom" just doesn't have the same ring

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Is that Dom Dolla??

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