They Do These Stunts for Distraction

He already said he’s not going to lower grocery prices. He said that’s hard.

As a Canadian I’m not staying out of your politics anymore. The US electorate can go fuck themselves.

Please get more Canadians to meddle here, we're not doing all that great...
- Except the yahoo trucker convoy assholes. They can go live in Florida with the rest of em.
- Perhaps you haven't been following Canada's state of affairs? They're not going too great either.
- Maybe they could take a few Canadians back? Like Raphael Cruz.
Hard? All he needs to do is turn the "grocery prices" dial to the left. That's how it works, right?
- I mean, yeah

I just feel like... what are they distracting us from? He's not even sworn in yet

His cabinet picks for one thing
Their nomination is not secured and already had Matt Gatez drop out because of enough backlash
They don't want focused backlash to make it happen for others
- The NC Supreme Court trying to overturn a Democrat victory, for a second thing.
- Okay I like this answer. Where do I sign up for focused backlash?
Rage baiting for the inauguration hoping democrats will act like MAGA four years ago so he can declare martial law and be dictator forever and ever?
Conditioning us to expect it?
I mean, he just asked the Supreme Court to block his sentencing for all the felonies he was found guilty from.
He also is having his pet judge try to block the release of the reports on the other crimes he committed but wasn't prosecuted for.
He has stated many times, on video, that he wants to be dictator for a day to enact extreme policies. I recommend you read up on Project 2025 if you haven't already.
At the moment, I think he wants to distract from his legal battles, the infighting on H1B visas, and from what government agencies he is planning on gutting. He will likely try to completely change the scope of or destroy: the EPA, DOJ, IRS, and the department of education. The chaos now is just a little taste to get us ramped up.
I think he will be unable to fulfill his campaign promises of lowering inflation, especially if tariffs are enacted. He will be able to use distractions to explain why no progress is being made on that front (and/or by throwing Biden under the bus, which has already begun)

Were can i buy these stickers?
- Please don’t put them all over gas pumps like they did.
- I always gotta suggest Etsy when the opportunity arises. Nothing exactly like this that I can find on there, but close enough.
  Just gotta make sure you double check the sticker count and material, otherwise you're paying extra for one single vinyl sticker.

Gulf of Just Ignore the Sentencing on 34 Felony Convictions.

Don't Start A Populist Movement Against The 1% Canal

It's not a stunt, it's total megalomania and you are falling for the coping tactic of pretending he's not serious in his literal statement to expand the borders of the US north and south.

None of this is new. Trump repeatedly brought up buying greenland during the first term when it was a suitable distraction from some other issue
Focus more on his actions, less on his words. If you focus only on his words you'll miss the bigger picture and miss what he really intends to do
- That's stupid! Words are actions!

Sooooooooooo much produce comes from Mexico. Antagonizing them can literally only make things worse for your grocery bill. There is no upside for your average person.

I'll never call it the gulf of America, not even if there's a fire.

I vote to call it the Gulf of Twitter just out of spite

Yeah he doesn't want the world seeing that he is begging the SCOTUS to make rules not apply to not-yet-presidents and 34 felony convictions shouldn't count to gonna-be-in-charge-guy.

Gulf of This ad space could be yours!.

Hey! I'm sure Trump's got more than just concepts of a plan to put food on the table. We just need to remember his great accomplishments!

        First President in history to serve a full term and increase the deficit every year he was in office.
    First President in history to maintain a debt to GDP ratio over 100% for his entire term
    Highest annual budget deficit
    Most added to the national debt in a single term
    Most new unemployment claims
    Largest single day point drop in the history of the Dow
    First President in almost a century to lose jobs in his first term
    First major party candidate in half a century to lose the popular vote twice
    Longest government shutdown in history (and he did that while his own party controlled both chambers of Congress)
    First President in the history of approval ratings to maintain a net negative approval rating for his entire term
    First President to be impeached twice
    First President to have bipartisan support for his conviction after impeachment (which happened both times)
    Most indictments, guilty pleas, and criminal convictions of members of an administration

With records like that I.... Legitimately wonder why my fellow Americans were dumb enough to vote him back in office.

Destroy the education of the country
Wait
Profit

According to our monied overlords ... it is indeed a gulf we may never cross.

Gulf Of Eggs

It’s just more Freedom Fries.

Everyone knows groceries come from Greenland and the Panama Canal

Wouldn't it be a cleric nightmare to change the name?

yes but emphasis on the “cleric” part. not as much of a nightmare for the people who order the clerks to do it.

You know looking at it, if Florida is the limp dick of the US, then the Yucatan is a sodacan blasting the rope that's Cuba.

Trump isn’t in office and he’s already renaming Eurasia.

plot twist it actually increases it