1 yr. ago • 89%

monch

25 comments

Fuck nestle

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Fuck nestle, yo.

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- Real chads boycott Nestlé.
  
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- Fun fact: in the United States, they are made by Hershey under license from Nestlé.
  
  Still shouldn't buy them though since I don't see why part of the license wouldn't be payment of some sort to Nestlé.
  
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Real chads don't eat kitkat!

!fucknestle@lemmy.world

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See, this is what's wrong with society today.

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- People are so eating bad candy incorrectly.
  
  Or did you mean the state of discourse in its crudity, and naked obsession with status and frivolity?
  
  That's fine too as long you eat bad candy correctly.
  
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  It's symptomatic. Symptomatic of the abandonment of all that is proper and decent. Would our great grandparents have eaten candy like this? Would they have celebrated their rebellious ways so boldly? No, they'd have been ashamed. Ashamed of their wicked rule breaking. Rule breaking just for the sake of it. Rule breaking, not for mercy, not in exceptional circumstances, not out of desperation or having no other options, but role breaking just to show off how little respect they have in their hearts.
  
  So yes, yes, people are eating bad candy so incorrectly that you can TELL society is on the point OF COLLAPSE.
  
  This is indicative of a terrible malaise in education, in parenting, in intergenerational transfer of values, in respect and in good manners. No wonder the far right are on the rise, that Naziism is again celebrated. These edgelords will be the first to join the SS, just to shamelessly show off how wicked they are. Have we learned nothing? Are we so quick to repeat history's darkest mistakes?
  
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I've chomped before and everyone in the room just stared me down, it was quite funny. Chompchads unite!

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fuck ne*tle

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- Yeah those plants are prickly af /s
  
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Both taste like slave labour.

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This is an S tier meme, bravo

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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"Chompchads" eat corn long ways

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- Like a corndog, or...?
  
  Wait, that didn't clarify at all.
  
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  ask one of them to specify
  
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No

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If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

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Say the line, kitkatjak!

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Based and chompilled

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Chomps unite!

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