"are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it's the law"
"shit I don't remember this part in training"
130What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
34immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn't a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.
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Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
80It bothers me. A lot.
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Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
58Come for the enhanced interrogation methods, stay for the cock meat sandwich - Gbay
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Don't give in to intrusive thoughts or you'll generally have a bad time
47If you pizza when you should’ve french fried you’re gonna have a bad time
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Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I've never come across this. My wife doubly so.
32Also "are you due for a colonoscopy and not have medical coverage", because click that button and you might get one for free!
25could just enjoy the experience 🤷♂️
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What happens if one doas say yes?
24Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:
A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press "yes".
66It crashes. Nobody expected that. /s
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It was a misinput. Calm down! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT WAS A MISINPUT!
God, this TSA is overreacting.
22Glad they didn't have a "Ask again in five years" button.
21I asked my girlfriend who works in aviation security auditing I asked her what would happen and she said "you wouldn't be allowed in" as it's part of a visa questionnaire.
14See what happens if you press "Yes"
*knock knock knock* FBI! OPEN UP!
13My guess is that the button doesn't do anything by itself, but is used to see if it triggers any abnormal behavior
13I think it's probably meant to tack on a "lied at customs" charge if the person goes on to commit terrorism.
10Then they need a third option, "not yet"
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10quick use dev tools to delete
8Are you a god?
8Meanwhile ... loading crews are loading an entire cargo box under the aircraft filled with god knows what because those things are packed under weird agreements between airlines, airports and cargo companies ... those cargo boxes could be loaded with just about anything, bombs, guns, pigs, cadavers, severed heads, gold coins, computers, spaghetti, pine nuts or zombies tied in chains.
7Pine nuts? Didn't realize we were talking such expensive items.
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The TSA gets upset my mom's last name doesn't have a hyphen. Imagine what happens when you admit to being a terrorist
6I guess that keeps the honest terrorists off planes?
4A terrorist with integrity. Can't be too mad at them.
3I wonder if it's a last-ditch psychological effort to dissuade anyone from doing something drastic.... If this has been studied and it's a point of introspection that may let one's conscience reach them.
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