Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments
Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments
Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence
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I'm still shocked at how america is being taken apart and taken down by a white supremacist south african. Maybe their power wasn't so super after all.
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I'm sorry, the preferred nomenclature is 'African-Amercan'
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Yes—say and do things that are going to make you more unpopular.
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only clue that this is satire
Meanwhile, Tesla's stock surged 17% on news that Musk had threatened to send all arsonists to Mars as "unwitting beta testers for our oxygen deprivation experiments."
Tesla's stock did not go up 17%.
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I think I just ate the onion.
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I definitely did on this one and it's a good reminder that I'm amplifying my echo chamber by getting lazy and only looking at headlines.
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Oh man, he's going to pull a Crassus. I hope he ends the exact same way too, nothing would be more fitting.
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Weird thing to want when people are setting your businesses on fire.
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Was he on drugs when he posted? It’s a pretty bizarre read.
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I don't know if it's drugs or trying to be funny or both
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Elon just wants to get back to the traditional roots of firefighting.
Private companies standing around and watching buildings burn, until the owner comes out and pays them.
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Godamn this is borderline believable.
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The same fire department preventing his shitty cars from burning down entire cities?
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Aren’t the fire departments the one “saving” his burning show rooms? I mean if you wanna let them all burn down without being stopped by all means 👐🏼
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Given that Musk seems hell-bent on becoming the villain from every piece of science fiction ever, I kind of expect him to keep fire departments around but have them start fires.
Very handy for book burnings.
Literally Fahrenheit 451
Ah, so it's the 1930s again.