Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
Ex-president’s son also said he ‘should have worn makeup’ as photographers snapped his photo at the courthouse
I smell insecurity...
68ReplyI'm inside my apartment on the other side of the Atlantic and I too can smell it.
12Replyhe's like an evil Gob Bluth but without the charisma
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Sam Bankman-Fried must have tried this and succeeded.
46ReplyBrad Pitt was his stand in, can't you tell?
23ReplyI'm just going to go out on a limb and assume the sketch artist makes money on Patreon selling custom Edward Cullen "art" and just couldn't stop the habit.
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Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao
11ReplyIs this the guy who starred in The Bankman?
4ReplyHe also seems to have paid the artist to do the opposite to his former girlfriend...
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Sketch artist: "No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin"
37ReplyHe should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.
34ReplyThey are artists, not magicians.
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It's early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.
27ReplyWow, I’m shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked.
27ReplyThe narcissism doesn't fall far from the tree
23Replysketch artist: "I'm good, but not that good"
21ReplyAh, like father like son I see
17Reply...why are courtroom sketch artist still a thing?
15ReplyBecause it's usually not allowed to take pictures in court
26ReplyThat's not a real reason. Most courts are recorded, have stenographer and apparently sketch artists. There's absolutely no reason for court sketch artists to exist in modern society. It's just silly and wreaks of some conservative tradition.
13ReplyBut why? Seems arbitrary and antiquated
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Because AI aren't allowed in court, yet...
6Reply"Why does the defendant have a different number of fingers in every scene?"
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Artist is better for privacy.
0ReplyOnly proportionally to how much they suck at their craft
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It's even worse if you see him do it on camera. He did everything but wink and do an air kiss.
14ReplyFinger guns?
14ReplyThat would at least have made me laugh. This made me want to retch.
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Classy guy like that? No way.
13ReplyThey captured his stank cloud well
11ReplyThey are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.
10ReplyThey’re sketch artists not magicians
10ReplyTake comfort knowing the sketch artist made him look like Jack Smith’s brother.
10ReplyI just threw up a little in my mouth.
7ReplyWell if the artist honored that request they wouldn't have gotten a likeness
6ReplyHe looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey
4ReplyI'd make a joke about Jr saying, "Before, right? Right?!??" but he wouldn't get the reference.
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Nailed it
4ReplyHis fellow prison inmates will certainly find him sexy. Don’t drop the soap Donnie!
-32Reply- Rape isn't funny.
- This isn't even a criminal trial.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
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