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2w ago

ChatGPT does not fuck around

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https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=17%2F-27.990030%2F153.423950
- I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude's address. Oops
  
  Not a shabby neighborhood
- Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.
- Holy fuck there's still so much untamed land in Australia.
  Lots of room for growth.
  
  You can try, but all the arable land is already taken. There's a reason nobody lives in the empty spots.
  
  The fact that it's a desert may be a tiny bit of a problem.

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”
You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.
- I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn't help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.
  
  Your gif works for me.
  
  Your gif works for me.
- The Googling
  
  So good lmao
  
  Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago
- The safe word is "pop tart"
  
  what'd you call me?

Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.
- Had to click on the osm link first to get that joke. Nice.
  
  I didn't get the joke. Pls help.
- Oh subtle. Nice.
- Thanks for having that disgusting username, you are now my first blocked user.
  
  Hey, SatansMaggotyCumFart is a real mainstay of Lemmy!

relevant xkcd

- AI is such a buzz kill
  
  That's because it's a programmed response.
  There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it's an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.
  Take a giant spreadsheet with two columns. First one is questions, and the second is responses. Compare queries against first column. When a close match is found, prints out what is in the second column. That's an extreme simplification of what ChatGPT does. It was never programmer to know or understand what is in either column.

Hahaha
Incoming drone based deterrent

7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.
- If this is scary to ya'll, it's what happens whenever you give apps access to your 'fine' location.
  
  7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.
- Precision

I had a ... different experience
- "a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together" is this a reference to something I don't get?
  
  I have no idea but it's the reason I posted that screenshot lol
  
  Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.
  
  I wonder if it has something to do with "frogs" in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. "Stitching" kind of works with masonry as well...
- Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.
- I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”
  
  Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational
- Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.
  
  Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.
  
  OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I'm on 3.5 because I'm not paying for this

OP apparently lives in "Surfer's Paradise", just outside of Brisbane, Australia. Neat

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

AI really hate my townhall, huh?
(Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn't reveal your exact location)

This chat is fake, right?
ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some urban coordinates somewhere around X.”
- Ahh…
  TBH I never use the apps. Of course it uses location.
- Openai is a US company so there are likely plenty of FBI, NSA, CIA staff watching the conversations that might be of interest, one of them could have been bored.
  
  A federal agent injecting themselves into a random chat? I find that extremely unlikely.
  It’s possibly an existing joke it found in a web search with similar coordinates? That it can do. Or maybe it got lucky and stumbled upon them in a search.
  
  This is so terminally conspiracy brained. It's not about what's possible, it's about what's even remotely plausible. Occam's Razor.

atleast censor your address bro wtf

I guess the dude's home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.

Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

That's a good: "don't fuck with me" if i ever saw one.

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