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ChaoAmber @feddit.uk

6d ago

What a mess

58 comments

Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
- Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.
- You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.
  
  Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
  
  No he's not, he's lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he's going to haunt anyone, when that's all he could spare for humankind?

Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix
- What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
  
  Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.
- with*
- Throw away the stool as well.

This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!
- 2! = 2
  You win this time..
  
  2 != 2?
- I only have 2 legs and I'm doing fine
- You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.
  
  Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

Remove boogeyman from under the bed. That will automatically remove the need for the cross.

The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.
- Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.
- How would we get to Heaven without religion?
  
  F-18 Hornets.
  
  Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren't worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .
  
  Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.
  
  The first step is dying I think
  
  There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really
  
  If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.
  
  1 - Your question presupposes abrahamic faith.
  How will we achieve moksha without Hinduism?
  How will we achieve nirvana without Buddhism?
  2 - dependency on
  <AFTERLIFE CONCEPT HERE>
  is due to our fear of death / the unknown combining with religion
  We don't know what and if anything happens after death because it is untestable by us for obvious reasons, but some religions still postulate an answer for reasons.
- I don't know, viking gods are kinda cool
- idk, combined with the gloomy atmosphere, it seems like its the only thing keeping OOP safe from a demonic spirit that was summoned during a sleepover using a death ritual

It's you

If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

You need to remove walls. Next time she'll be comfortable!

I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It's likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Stephen King would set his next novel in.

Religion.

Remove the friend

The window. Get rid of it.

Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.
- When I were a lad we didn't sleep on floors, but would balance on the floorboards themselves
  
  Floorboards are unneccessary junk, rip them off and have a dirt floor instead.
- Ark survival evolve gameplay

clearly the bed
- It's the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!

Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed
- But they're propping up the mattress!

Well its obvious you don't have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.

Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

that stool needs to go the window the crucifix the bed the carpet the roof an door

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