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As one of the oldest millennials from 1981 I’m on my fifth or sixth once in a lifetime collapse.

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- ☹️
  
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  I’m hoping after I get to my tenth I get one for free.
  
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- Tell me again about the time before tv remotes uncle.
  
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  I had a younger sibling so I always had a remote
  
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Dot com crash.
9/11
Subprime mortgage crash
Trump and Iran almost start WW3
Covid.
Oh-god-interest-rates-are-a-thing crash. (Current)
Israel and Russia seem to be dead set on WW3. (Current)

Three?

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- Don't forget about the prospect of the US defaulting soon which absolutely will affect the economy 😐
  
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  Man imagine if the US actually defaults that shit would be fucking wild
  
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  Wont you just raise the imaginary number. Again.
  
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- While the Dot Com and 9/11 were during our lifetimes, they weren't our adult lives. Maybe 9/11 for very old millennials in some definitions?
  
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  Was a teen, but I was old enough to recall fully what happened, at least for 9/11
  
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Look at us.

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- Who would have thought?
  
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drinks heavily in gen x

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- we gen Xers just grew up expecting Nuclear Winter, and we're still waiting
  
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  I'm hoping Futurama was right and it cancels out global warming
  
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I would like the housing market to collapse, if you're taking requests

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- China: hold my beer
  
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Paul Rudd is an inspiration

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Kick up the 4d3d3

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- Add Sequence: OYSTER
  
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  I'm ok
  
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1973 market collapse, followed by years of zero growth, Oil embargo, 17% home mortgage rates, Savings and Loan collapse, Black Monday and Friday the 13th crashes. There never was a “once in a lifetime” event limit.

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What's the third?

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- I assume OP means
  
  Dot com crash
  
  Global financial crisis - sub prime mortgage crash
  
  Covid crash and resulting cost of living crisis
  
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There is no economic collapse.

Chocolate rations have increased. There is no razor shortage. And the heroes in Israel are releasing Palestinian children from their bondage to Hamas.

Biden told us so.

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